[text]Thank you for signing up to get a free cat image every day. Included is a free fact about cats every week. To discontinue this service, please text “CATS” to (555) 555-5555[/text]
I did not sign up for this. -texts the number to discontinue the service- How did something like that even get my phone number?
…. Oh.. Cats… Hm.
(Source: electriclies)
[text]Oh hush I get the point blondie[/text] [text]too bad for you I’ve already sat through 2 girls 1 cup[/text]...
[text] I will take all the nutella and eat it. [/text] [text] Infront of you. [/text] [text] And find a way to ruin...
[text]Thank you. Good bye.[/text]
-quickly presses 2-
Let’s try this again. -sighs, then speaks into the mouthpiece- Cats…
-cues the mumbling to self while in his office-…This is precisely why I wish I had an old cell phone. I’d strap it to...
What? What is this contraption? I don’t understand it. “CATS?” I didn’t ask for CATS. This is useless.
…. Oh.. Cats… Hm.